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Mar 22

t33ny: @chazharris if you don't win, i intend to write to the PM about the injustice of it all! well, not really, i suppose. but YOU MUST WIN.

Mar 11

t33ny: @The_Gossip_Boy do you think the reason Aniston can't keep a man is because she refuses to be a beard?

Mar 08

t33ny: who was that redhead behind JG on the Oscars Red Carpet...? @The_Gossip_Boy @Original_GiGi

Feb 26

t33ny: would LOVE to see both sides of this @CourtneyLoveUK / Edward Norton convo

Sep 30

cougars, right? you know it’s not cool to try & hit on my bf…in front of me?

“depressing photos: they make you feel more grateful for your own life” - yeah, the holocaust always does that for me.

“you used to be able to download that stuff for free…but then that website had the most hits of all websites, everywhere. so it stopped”

Aug 28

Madonna’s Sex book was sealed so you couldn’t look at the pictures unless you bought it. Now I know why but I wish I didn’t.

“If this baby is me, then this milk is you”

“If this baby is me, then this milk is you”

“Flavor Flav looks like something that crawls out of bogs to replace our babies with changelings”